WTF I'M FEELING STUPID RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

So for the past couple of months I've been staring at squares here and there everytime i enter blogspot, wondering why the fucking site keeps giving me squares.

So today, after all that pondering about whether I'm actually clicking the right button, i finally found out that my "language" was set to some random non-english-alphabet language, resulting in my headaches and eyesores. I feel like throwing something at someone.

Anyway so today is the day for MUSICFEST! haha. My "brilliant" make money fast scheme didn't work out , unfortunately, since i started blackmarketing my tickets a little too late (think yesterday late afternoon...) Never mind, I have learnt my lesson and next year, NEXT YEAR BEWARE! for I shall be balloting 4 tickets and will be selling them out for 30 a piece. NOTHING LESS, ONLY MORE!!!

So anyway i managed to ge seven whole bucks as profit for two tickets, not too decent, almost enough to catch a damn weekday movie.

Speaking of which, i am reminded of how i self-sacrifisingly decided not to catch Ice Age II with Kok and YS since i had my all-so-very-important DOTA training. So today was quite packed, i only managed to squeeze into one game. But nevertheless it wasn't wasted for i have now returned home with the application form for EXCO! haha. Watch out world, the president arrives!

Okay so thats being overconfident, but hey its always good to keep your hopes up!

Now all i have to do is think about what good points i have in the first place.....hmm

Idiots who anyhow press fire alarms

So I was at Plaza Sing yesterday with my family and aunt cause my mom wanted to get a new set of air-cons and my aunt wanted to go out for lunch. Walking along lalida there was an announcement saying "The fire alarm has been sounded, please do not panic as we are accessing the situation" or something to that effect.

The announcement was AMAZINGLY soft, heck if i were shopping then i would never have realised it at all. What was stupid though, was that my brother was pestering me as to why they actually bothered to give the anouncement at all if there wasn't a bell ring when the alarm is sounded. He got it after an amazingly fast 10minutes of me explaining =/

Well so I was waiting for some announcemnt that will (in a much more panicky voice) instruct us to calmly but very quickly evacuate the building which was getting attacked by masked men with strap-on bombs and home-made assault rifles. Unfortunately my imagination was wrong as usual and nothing happened. That obviously leads me to conclude that someone had smashed the fire alarm in a panic when the lighter they were using to light their (illegally smoked) cigarettes in some ulu corner exploded or soemthing. That or there was some idiot who decided that pressing the damn thing in an act of public obstruction was really "cool"
. Just so you know I don't like people like that =/
On a side note, I have finally decided that fake/no-brand electronic goods are completely USELESS and UNRELIABLE. My brother bought this pair of funky looking external speakers things and when we actually plugged it in, the effect was about the same as me using my headphones, just a tad bit clearer. Thats quite sad, and i must say i sure hope my brother has learnt that cheap does not neccesarily mean good (oh yes he has that notion all the time)



Oh Yes today was You Sian's birthday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SIAN!!! hahaha.

By right he should have been dunked by us but what the hell he somehow escaped cause kok came a little later and noone could wait. The little bastard went to library to hide =/

Oh well I'm sure he got dunked by 'em kayakers and tomorrow we're all revved up and ready to dunk him just before GP lesson =3 I'm sure Mr. Kan will be utterly PLEASED at him wearing PE into his lesson. hahahaha.

Anyway Kok was pissed that YS went hiding away so he has formally requested i smash the cheapo cake he bought into YS face after we dunk his sorry ass =D

Koi pond or Fountain i don't care, i just want to see him wet! Okay that sounded gay but never mind.

WTF la no real-life Brokeback in SG, please.

I'm sure Singapore hasn't made gay marriages legal yet right? Then again I haven't opened the freaking papers in a damn long time so i can't say for sure.

So I was taking my usual trip back home, sitting innocently in the bus attempting to fall asleep when suddenly two dudes plop themselves in front of me. So thats pretty normal and the ride continued being all quiet (oh yes the bus is REALLY empty) for a while. Then suddenly WTF la I was awakened from my half-sleep by GIGGLES from in front. Okay so many of my more effeminate friends tend to giggle when they get high but this was real GIGGLING. So being the typical kaypoh kia i am i peered over to look at what that guy (?) was giggling at.

Clutched in his partner's hands happened to be this RING. Like, a marriage ring. That dude (?) giggled and giggled and then yelped into his partner's hands.

I felt truly sad to be the only person (other than the bus driver, who seemed to be blissfully oblivious) in the bus to witness what appeared to be a proposal or something.

So that dude (?) just hugged the other guy and guess what? THEY STARTED FRENCHING IN FRONT OF ME LA.

My god i felt so.....violated =/

Thank god they weren't trainees for the world record and they finished their act after about 20seconds. I swear the whole time i was trying my best to seem dead and nonexisting, though that probably wasn't needed since they were totally OBLIVIOUS about their surroundings right from the start.

I don't think theres a Bukit Brokeback or a Mount BackBreak In Singapore, but my general info sucks so maybe theres one hidden in Tampines or somewhere...

I hope Singapore stays BackBroken-less, though




*Note the blogger has no real aggressive disapproval of gays in general. But he DOES disapprove of them making out in public.

WTF Floppy spoilt?

So i went to school today and slogged my guts out absorbing all the information the lecturers were hurling at us. Then i proceeded to lug my guts out to the field for shotput, which took a horrifically long one and a half hours to finish. And to think i did not even get a prize =(

So i took the bus to changi and grabbed my daily dose of soya milk. Getting into 858, the bus proceeded to terminal 2, where the bus driver will take the chance to relieve themselves in the loo. Usually this takes not more than 10 minutes. Unfortunately, today's bus driver (some large dirty shaggy looking guy) decided he needed to take a LONG piss. I gulped down some soy...still not out...gulped down some more....still not out...Eventually, after a long long wait of 30minutes the man managed tolug himself out of the toilet and heaved himself back to the bus to continue the journey, which turned out to be uneventful as usual. Maybe its due to the fact there was SIGNIFICANTLY less people in the bus. Most notable was that the usual night crowd of indians (dont ask why, its just a trend i noticed) were not around, resulting in a very quiet and boring journey.

Okay so i reached home after my epic journey that began from school to return home one and a half hour late for dinner (so i forgot to call home, so what =/) After my bath to cleanse myself of the days' sweat and grime, i exited the bathroom all clean and refreshed....to hear my sister screaming at me.

Actually she screams all the time so maybe its really her normal voice. So i went over and asked her whats wrong and she shrieked that the floppy was stuck in the computer. Being the act-pro guy i am i took a look and smugly i told her its cause she didnt pull it out. So i proceeded to put my fingers to work and tugged at the floppy in question. After 2 minutes of pulling, twisting, turning and basically bending the floppy around i realised THAT I COULD NOT REMOVE THE DAMN THING.

So obviously i concluded my ever-so-stupid sis must have damaged the thing by being careless and bochup...

oh well so its stuck there indefinitely..

i seriously need to send my freaking comp to the shop one day...its a year overdue with problems..

Hey WTF

So you, the poor reader who stumbled upon this blog, may be wondering my motivations for making this blog.

Unfortunately I don't currently have any pictures (or hadphone-recorded-videos) of me naked or performing in my very own porn show so I'm not here to show off my sexual ability. When I do get such material I'll post them up, though. Keep praying i don't.

Anyway as some of you regular netizens (who probably have not seen true sun in years) ought to know WTF is basially the abbreviation of "what the Fuck". There are many uses for this term, though here i only use the simplest and fun-nest application, basically WTF as an expression of shock/stunned-ness/disbelieve-at-stupidity.

Okay so Maybe some of you don't get me, especially those of you who don't actually have chat/blog access (in that case you shouldn't really be reading this but oh well) and thus don't understand netspeech.

So lets have an example. Lets take it theres a person charging a police officer with a chopper and Mr. Officer decides to take his gun and baton out and........throws them at the person, missing by a metre and resulting in the next day's tabloid having the headlines "Police maimed by rabid old woman".

Okay so you ought to go WTF at either the example, or at me for having the audacity to attempt to create an-at-least-decent scenario.

The point is, you should have at least gone WTF or its equivalent, if u wish to pretend to be cuss-less.

If you didn't, then you shouldn't come back to this blog until you hear of a guy posting naked pictures of himself on a very random blog from a tabloid or one of your very gossipy aunts.

You pervert.