Hey WTF
So you, the poor reader who stumbled upon this blog, may be wondering my motivations for making this blog.
Unfortunately I don't currently have any pictures (or hadphone-recorded-videos) of me naked or performing in my very own porn show so I'm not here to show off my sexual ability. When I do get such material I'll post them up, though. Keep praying i don't.
Anyway as some of you regular netizens (who probably have not seen true sun in years) ought to know WTF is basially the abbreviation of "what the Fuck". There are many uses for this term, though here i only use the simplest and fun-nest application, basically WTF as an expression of shock/stunned-ness/disbelieve-at-stupidity.
Okay so Maybe some of you don't get me, especially those of you who don't actually have chat/blog access (in that case you shouldn't really be reading this but oh well) and thus don't understand netspeech.
So lets have an example. Lets take it theres a person charging a police officer with a chopper and Mr. Officer decides to take his gun and baton out and........throws them at the person, missing by a metre and resulting in the next day's tabloid having the headlines "Police maimed by rabid old woman".
Okay so you ought to go WTF at either the example, or at me for having the audacity to attempt to create an-at-least-decent scenario.
The point is, you should have at least gone WTF or its equivalent, if u wish to pretend to be cuss-less.
If you didn't, then you shouldn't come back to this blog until you hear of a guy posting naked pictures of himself on a very random blog from a tabloid or one of your very gossipy aunts.
You pervert.
Unfortunately I don't currently have any pictures (or hadphone-recorded-videos) of me naked or performing in my very own porn show so I'm not here to show off my sexual ability. When I do get such material I'll post them up, though. Keep praying i don't.
Anyway as some of you regular netizens (who probably have not seen true sun in years) ought to know WTF is basially the abbreviation of "what the Fuck". There are many uses for this term, though here i only use the simplest and fun-nest application, basically WTF as an expression of shock/stunned-ness/disbelieve-at-stupidity.
Okay so Maybe some of you don't get me, especially those of you who don't actually have chat/blog access (in that case you shouldn't really be reading this but oh well) and thus don't understand netspeech.
So lets have an example. Lets take it theres a person charging a police officer with a chopper and Mr. Officer decides to take his gun and baton out and........throws them at the person, missing by a metre and resulting in the next day's tabloid having the headlines "Police maimed by rabid old woman".
Okay so you ought to go WTF at either the example, or at me for having the audacity to attempt to create an-at-least-decent scenario.
The point is, you should have at least gone WTF or its equivalent, if u wish to pretend to be cuss-less.
If you didn't, then you shouldn't come back to this blog until you hear of a guy posting naked pictures of himself on a very random blog from a tabloid or one of your very gossipy aunts.
You pervert.
posted by slipperdan at 5:49 PM
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