The Paika and Singapore Idol
Okay my title totally makes no sense and you probably catch no ball. Paika is hokkien (i think) for spoilt leg. So yes i have a spoilt leg, i screwed up some of the gears when i was playing tennis and apparently theres a fracture somewhere.
Now why i use apparently, well thats cause the medical services provided by our friendly neighbourhood polyclinic aren't as amazing as we would like them to be, rather they border on pathetic. Don't get me wrong though, I've got nothing against the polyclinics, they give us MC's (medical certificates) like they were free and not to mention their services are really dirt cheap.
If it weren't for the fact i waited 3 hours to see a doctor AND that the first time i went i got ZERO information on what exactly was wrong with my foot, and that i STILL had to wait another 3 days or so for the review to come from the doctor, i might have actually appreciated the fact that their services only cost me about 10 bucks altogether.
So now for the past 5 days i have been sitting at home stoning away, chatting and doing totally random-waste-time-and-energy-stuff like playing games and well...blogging. Now i know i should have studied SOMETHING, but i'm a procrastinator (is there even such a word? o.0) and i'd rather slack off then work.
Now to Singapore Idol, I was watching the re-run of it last night and heck, the stupidity and utter lameness of some of the contestants still made me laugh my ass of even thoug it was the second time seeing them. I mean, what the hell does a singing contest and the Commonwealth games have in common?
So i was discussing doing something stupid for next year's Singapore idol for a chance to get on national television and get famous for being a dumbass with my brother. We came up with some lame ideas like walking in and singing numa numa with some robot movements or singing spongebob squarepant with a plastic microphone. And there were some others that don't belong in a family blog (really, your kids can read this too) What? Think of stuff that includes people, random stick-like objects and a hell lot of sticky liquid with a background track of "hot in here". Keep guessing cause i'm not telling.
Then we realised that my brother would be stil underage by next year and there went our dreams of making ourselves famous overnight for being totally idiotic in a perverse way. What about the year after then? Well i'm skeptical that the idol shows are going to last that long. But if they DO last, then its time for you Singaporeans (and all those perverted Malaysians eager to spy on our stupidity) to look out for the next Idol Jokers! Watch out people, the Mayo Boys are (may) coming to town!
Now why i use apparently, well thats cause the medical services provided by our friendly neighbourhood polyclinic aren't as amazing as we would like them to be, rather they border on pathetic. Don't get me wrong though, I've got nothing against the polyclinics, they give us MC's (medical certificates) like they were free and not to mention their services are really dirt cheap.
If it weren't for the fact i waited 3 hours to see a doctor AND that the first time i went i got ZERO information on what exactly was wrong with my foot, and that i STILL had to wait another 3 days or so for the review to come from the doctor, i might have actually appreciated the fact that their services only cost me about 10 bucks altogether.
So now for the past 5 days i have been sitting at home stoning away, chatting and doing totally random-waste-time-and-energy-stuff like playing games and well...blogging. Now i know i should have studied SOMETHING, but i'm a procrastinator (is there even such a word? o.0) and i'd rather slack off then work.
Now to Singapore Idol, I was watching the re-run of it last night and heck, the stupidity and utter lameness of some of the contestants still made me laugh my ass of even thoug it was the second time seeing them. I mean, what the hell does a singing contest and the Commonwealth games have in common?
So i was discussing doing something stupid for next year's Singapore idol for a chance to get on national television and get famous for being a dumbass with my brother. We came up with some lame ideas like walking in and singing numa numa with some robot movements or singing spongebob squarepant with a plastic microphone. And there were some others that don't belong in a family blog (really, your kids can read this too) What? Think of stuff that includes people, random stick-like objects and a hell lot of sticky liquid with a background track of "hot in here". Keep guessing cause i'm not telling.
Then we realised that my brother would be stil underage by next year and there went our dreams of making ourselves famous overnight for being totally idiotic in a perverse way. What about the year after then? Well i'm skeptical that the idol shows are going to last that long. But if they DO last, then its time for you Singaporeans (and all those perverted Malaysians eager to spy on our stupidity) to look out for the next Idol Jokers! Watch out people, the Mayo Boys are (may) coming to town!
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