WTf Gay Middle Age Gay-man and Black Soccer Players
This time it isn't 36 but 858, so turns out i've got weird men in the yishun-woodlands area too...
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So i was sitting innocently (and drifting asleep as usual) and alas! i heard a mention of drums behind me from some guy with a wierd coarse voice. ( i happen to so-so-so want to learn drums, but HDB not exactly convenient to practise at home) So i started listening in on the man and woman's conversation, which happened to include cash converters, cheap yamaha music stuff and guides (which i must say are pretty smart) to picking a musical instrument for your kid. The man also happened to mention how all kids nowadays were all-so-spoilt and they would only take things with a brand. As i struggled to rebuff this in my head by considering what i was wearing, i realised that i fit right into their description of "the spoilt little brats nowadays". Damn i should have worn my china-brand-imitating-nike-canvas-sneakers...
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So at the seletar stop the lady dropped off, leaving the man standing behind me. He happened to put his hand at the headrest, resulting in me touching it when i nodded off (backwards, since i wanna sleeeeep) So i guess he decided to get real smart and put it below. Now you know these TransIsland buses, if you put it below you are actually putting your fingers on the cushion i will be leaning on. So after realising that i tried my darnest best to keep my body off his poor fingers and what happens? he starts to tickle me. LIKE WTF? I'm still so-totally-stunned la. e kept drumming them, resulting in this eeyer-tingle down my body. Even when i leaned a little more forward he was still taping and tickling me la.
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Goodness me. If i were female i would have screamed molest there and then. But unfortunately i'm not and i certainly didn't feel like getting in trouble considering how i was falling asleep. At my stop i finally got off and i caught a glimpse of Mr. Touchy-Wouchy to realise he was a middle age man with the mega-shy look. That was getting wrong.
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Reaching home i saw some black dudes YET AGAIN. Now this is weird considering how since young, my neighbourhood consisted of mainly chinese, malays and indians. Only recently have i been seeing so many Ang Mohs, including those of Nigerian origins. I'm not being racist by calling them black, trust me i have no malicious intent when i refer to them as blacks, it just comes naturally.
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But then again I'm just a spoilt brat largely influenced by American Pop-Culture and middle-aged Gay man, so that obviously means i tend to take largely popular references to my darker skinned brethen. After much consideration i have finally realised these dudes were soccer players for some S. League team (hey i dont even watch champions league you expect me to KNOW S. League?). Which sparks off some question in my mind. How is it a Singapore League team when half its players are Black dudes who don't speak Singlish?
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By the way i personally think speaking Singlish is a skill and that being bad in english and good at mixin hokkien, tamil and malay into your sentences is the mark of a true blue, born in Singapore, educated in Singapore Singaporean.
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Now going a little off-point, i was reading Bernice's blog and she came up with this dumb quiz. So i shall just forward the thingy for Fun, Laughter, Peace and Joy.
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21 People-
Can you name 21 people you can think of right of the top of your head?
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people
(in totally random order)
1) Fishballz
2) Xuan Feng
3) Chris
4) Samuel
5) Rong Sheng
6) Mah Kid Brother
7) YeeHsu
8) Mark
9) Mian Jun
10) Giddy-Widdy
11) Bernice
12) Kunji
13) Carene
14) Wenyi
15) Mark Ong
16) Steph
17) Kok Jin
18) YeeHsu
19) Aloy
20) YingChuan
21) Derrick
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The Questions:
How did you meet 10?
VJC Orientation 2006!! Haha i thought he was PRC at first la..
What would you do if you had never met 6?
I'd have lost my cute little playtoy =( But then again its my brother. Obviously i've met him =)
What would you do if 19 and 15 dated?
Aloy is gay. period. Mark uuuh....happens to be very straight (and horny at that) so i guess i'll get stunned?
Have you ever seen 13 cry?
yep. sad story.
Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
Yes? They like. So uh suit each other. 2 guys again though wtf. Then again my list is saturated with guy's names. What to do. Boys school >.>
Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
May i say Yes again? haha I think YY more for the pretty-boy aloy type bah.
What is number 3's best quality?
What the.....Stoning. Like i think he holds the world record for stoning.
Describe 8:
A horny bastard who also happens to be the strongest J1 i know (hes tied with Kok though). He also happens to be totally horny and after the girl with the green shirt (ok so i've only ever seen her when shes got a green shirt =/)
Do you like 12?
What type of like? Haha hes a cute little character so yea~
Do you think 15 is attractive?
If strength made you hawt i'd say yes. But i'm no cave(wo)man so i have to be honest. i dont go for red-faced guys.
Tell me something about 17
a 100-odd Kg guy who does 5 pull-ups no sweat.
What's 7's favorite color?
How the hell would i know lol. His mahjong tiles are blue though so i'll just say blue.
What would you do if 1 just confessed he/she liked you?
I'll look for my hammer?
When was the last time you talked to number 19?
Just a while ago? making him go dancefest =3
what grade is 16 in?
j1.
What is 5's favorite music?
Fort Minor, Green Day, Eminem, to name a few.
Would you ever date 11?
Too bimbotic =3
Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2?
Is that like asking me if i'm gay? Well if i were then yeh.
Where does 18 live?
ChoaChuKang in a little secluded condo i don't think i'll ever be able to find.
What do you think about 20?
A big and cute guy. Eh Crap i just realised a found another candidate for (strongest J1 i know) Damn.
What is the best thing about 2?
Interesting bugger. Lotsa crap to talk to him haha. I think we share the same hobby too: Suanning MJ.
What would you like to tell 9 right now?
OMG THIS MUST BE FATE. Haha This guys MJ. So what i would like to tell him is something along the lines of "you CMI."
How did you meet 15?
Wah tough question. Through Xuan and Chris bah. Gambatte with you 6-pec quest mark!!! @.@
Are you going to know 1 forever?
Unfortunately, i think so. Haha we'll probably be in contact till he gets hit by a stray bullet in range la.
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So i was sitting innocently (and drifting asleep as usual) and alas! i heard a mention of drums behind me from some guy with a wierd coarse voice. ( i happen to so-so-so want to learn drums, but HDB not exactly convenient to practise at home) So i started listening in on the man and woman's conversation, which happened to include cash converters, cheap yamaha music stuff and guides (which i must say are pretty smart) to picking a musical instrument for your kid. The man also happened to mention how all kids nowadays were all-so-spoilt and they would only take things with a brand. As i struggled to rebuff this in my head by considering what i was wearing, i realised that i fit right into their description of "the spoilt little brats nowadays". Damn i should have worn my china-brand-imitating-nike-canvas-sneakers...
.
So at the seletar stop the lady dropped off, leaving the man standing behind me. He happened to put his hand at the headrest, resulting in me touching it when i nodded off (backwards, since i wanna sleeeeep) So i guess he decided to get real smart and put it below. Now you know these TransIsland buses, if you put it below you are actually putting your fingers on the cushion i will be leaning on. So after realising that i tried my darnest best to keep my body off his poor fingers and what happens? he starts to tickle me. LIKE WTF? I'm still so-totally-stunned la. e kept drumming them, resulting in this eeyer-tingle down my body. Even when i leaned a little more forward he was still taping and tickling me la.
.
Goodness me. If i were female i would have screamed molest there and then. But unfortunately i'm not and i certainly didn't feel like getting in trouble considering how i was falling asleep. At my stop i finally got off and i caught a glimpse of Mr. Touchy-Wouchy to realise he was a middle age man with the mega-shy look. That was getting wrong.
.
Reaching home i saw some black dudes YET AGAIN. Now this is weird considering how since young, my neighbourhood consisted of mainly chinese, malays and indians. Only recently have i been seeing so many Ang Mohs, including those of Nigerian origins. I'm not being racist by calling them black, trust me i have no malicious intent when i refer to them as blacks, it just comes naturally.
.
But then again I'm just a spoilt brat largely influenced by American Pop-Culture and middle-aged Gay man, so that obviously means i tend to take largely popular references to my darker skinned brethen. After much consideration i have finally realised these dudes were soccer players for some S. League team (hey i dont even watch champions league you expect me to KNOW S. League?). Which sparks off some question in my mind. How is it a Singapore League team when half its players are Black dudes who don't speak Singlish?
.
By the way i personally think speaking Singlish is a skill and that being bad in english and good at mixin hokkien, tamil and malay into your sentences is the mark of a true blue, born in Singapore, educated in Singapore Singaporean.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now going a little off-point, i was reading Bernice's blog and she came up with this dumb quiz. So i shall just forward the thingy for Fun, Laughter, Peace and Joy.
.
21 People-
Can you name 21 people you can think of right of the top of your head?
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people
(in totally random order)
1) Fishballz
2) Xuan Feng
3) Chris
4) Samuel
5) Rong Sheng
6) Mah Kid Brother
7) YeeHsu
8) Mark
9) Mian Jun
10) Giddy-Widdy
11) Bernice
12) Kunji
13) Carene
14) Wenyi
15) Mark Ong
16) Steph
17) Kok Jin
18) YeeHsu
19) Aloy
20) YingChuan
21) Derrick
.
The Questions:
How did you meet 10?
VJC Orientation 2006!! Haha i thought he was PRC at first la..
What would you do if you had never met 6?
I'd have lost my cute little playtoy =( But then again its my brother. Obviously i've met him =)
What would you do if 19 and 15 dated?
Aloy is gay. period. Mark uuuh....happens to be very straight (and horny at that) so i guess i'll get stunned?
Have you ever seen 13 cry?
yep. sad story.
Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
Yes? They like. So uh suit each other. 2 guys again though wtf. Then again my list is saturated with guy's names. What to do. Boys school >.>
Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
May i say Yes again? haha I think YY more for the pretty-boy aloy type bah.
What is number 3's best quality?
What the.....Stoning. Like i think he holds the world record for stoning.
Describe 8:
A horny bastard who also happens to be the strongest J1 i know (hes tied with Kok though). He also happens to be totally horny and after the girl with the green shirt (ok so i've only ever seen her when shes got a green shirt =/)
Do you like 12?
What type of like? Haha hes a cute little character so yea~
Do you think 15 is attractive?
If strength made you hawt i'd say yes. But i'm no cave(wo)man so i have to be honest. i dont go for red-faced guys.
Tell me something about 17
a 100-odd Kg guy who does 5 pull-ups no sweat.
What's 7's favorite color?
How the hell would i know lol. His mahjong tiles are blue though so i'll just say blue.
What would you do if 1 just confessed he/she liked you?
I'll look for my hammer?
When was the last time you talked to number 19?
Just a while ago? making him go dancefest =3
what grade is 16 in?
j1.
What is 5's favorite music?
Fort Minor, Green Day, Eminem, to name a few.
Would you ever date 11?
Too bimbotic =3
Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2?
Is that like asking me if i'm gay? Well if i were then yeh.
Where does 18 live?
ChoaChuKang in a little secluded condo i don't think i'll ever be able to find.
What do you think about 20?
A big and cute guy. Eh Crap i just realised a found another candidate for (strongest J1 i know) Damn.
What is the best thing about 2?
Interesting bugger. Lotsa crap to talk to him haha. I think we share the same hobby too: Suanning MJ.
What would you like to tell 9 right now?
OMG THIS MUST BE FATE. Haha This guys MJ. So what i would like to tell him is something along the lines of "you CMI."
How did you meet 15?
Wah tough question. Through Xuan and Chris bah. Gambatte with you 6-pec quest mark!!! @.@
Are you going to know 1 forever?
Unfortunately, i think so. Haha we'll probably be in contact till he gets hit by a stray bullet in range la.
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