WTF la screwed up interview

WTF LA I SCREWED MY PRESIDENCY INTERVIEW LA.

So i was at the bus stop talking to Darren when suddenly Quek smsed me asking "do you know theres EXCO interview now?" and i was STUNNED LA. Immediately i chionged over to the venue, only to end up waiting over 2 hours for my turn.
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Now i have no clue how many candidates for presidency there were, but from the looks of things i think i might have been the only one. I never prepared for the interview. AT ALL. Yet i guess i got slightly complacent that at the idea that they shouldn't be rejecting the ONLY candidate for president right?
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THAT WAS SUCH STUPID AND WRONG THINKING LA. Like the interview went pretty well (i somehow stumble through leadership questions pretty easily) until they asked me "how do you compare yourself to the current president" Now i have no clue about the current president so i was about to start bullshitting about how i felt that i could at least be as capable as him when some smart alec asked "Wait, do you even know who the president is?"

STUNNED.

totally.

I swear if there was a hole right there i would have jumped right in it and refused to come out.

So i told the truth "Honestly, i don't know"

They were like "thats the guy" and there was awkward silence for a couple of seconds before someone said "okay it seems that thats all the questions we have for you today, would you please call the next interviewee?"

SCREWED.

i am so totally rejected with a capital R-E-J-E-C-T...